The Big Beeg

Hello world,

I just wanted everybody to know that Gloria is the biggest beeg on the face of this earth, which is already covered in beeges. She is so beeg-like that when she stepped out of her house, she was beeg-slapped by ten non-beeges. She sucks so much that I personally think we should make a vacuum cleaner out of her, even though she causes more hot messes than she could ever possibly clean.

That is all.

Photograph of a beeg