I don't feel like doing TOK right now.

Last night, I kind of felt sick-ish, but at least I feel better now. My English essay on hell did not go super well; I'm not exactly sure how "analytical" I was, but the topic itself didn't really let me be that "analytical" anyways. Afterwards, I realized that I should've mentioned tone or atmosphere or some other actual literary device as opposed to all the stuff that I made up. The Chem test wasn't super great either: I forgot to do something fundamentally important, so I'm pretty sure I just lost about 3-5 marks there. Hopefully I can still get a 7, but I kind of doubt it now.

In History, Gloria and Ginny fell asleep. As a result of my latte, I managed to stay awake throughout the video, although I wouldn't exactly be able to say that I was fully paying attention. So, I pushed Gloria's shoes in front of Ginny, since she had taken them off before falling asleep. When they both woke up at the end of class, something like this happened:

Gloria: Where are my shoes?
Ginny: What the heck is this thing under my feet?
Andy: Ginny, how could you steal Gloria's shoes?
Ginny: I swear I didn't, I was sleeping! Maybe Gloria pushed them over to me.
Gloria: I didn't do that either; I was sleeping too.

 Oh, the mystery of the magically moving shoes. Telekinesis? Walking shoes? Who knows.

On an unrelated note, being caffeinated this week was a new experience. By the end of Monday, I felt like I hadn't slept for days yet was somehow awake, but by Wednesday I was wide awake. I don't know if I'll be continuing this tradition though; perhaps until the end of the next horrible week. On a side note of the side note, next week really does not seem pretty at all: I have my TOK oral on Tuesday (anybody want to trade places? :D) and my English Commentary the next. It's a funny feeling when events that you've been dreading but passed off as being "still months away" suddenly creep on to you shortly before they happen. I remember being told last year that I should work hard on my EE over the summer and try to finish it by Christmas to avoid having to deal with it over the break. I then thought to myself, "Wow, that'd never be me," but look where I am now... Perhaps I should do that, along with my bio lab, at the end of the next week.

That is, assuming I survive it.

The Big Beeg

Hello world,

I just wanted everybody to know that Gloria is the biggest beeg on the face of this earth, which is already covered in beeges. She is so beeg-like that when she stepped out of her house, she was beeg-slapped by ten non-beeges. She sucks so much that I personally think we should make a vacuum cleaner out of her, even though she causes more hot messes than she could ever possibly clean.

That is all.

Photograph of a beeg

Quoi?

So last night, I was randomly perusing my iPod when I went on to the "Notes" section, a place I never usually go to. However, there was this mysterious new file named "BACKUP.TXT." I open it, thinking that it's some sort of technical jargon or something, and I get this:

Hello Andy,
I have taken your iPod and inserted a bug that will force it to become slow and shorten the long term battery of your life as an experiment.
Don't ask how, I just have.
You'll see the results, and so will I.
Neat, hey?
Have fun!
BTW, who I am, is for me to know and you to find out.

Well, the last bit is overly helpful isn't it?

Now, where the heck did this thing come from... Could it have been from when my iPod got stolen last June during the Year-End Concert? It somehow ended up at the office a week later with no more battery life...

This is just really weird. And kinda stupid. I don't have time to find somebody who already knows who they are; I have to do about a week's worth of math homework because of Idaho.

On the other hand, my iPod has been lagging a LOT lately... but I thought that was just an iPod Classic thing; apparently they're all like this. Plus, how will this person see the results of their twisted experiment?

Ah, well. Maybe somebody will see this and tell me who it is (ha!).

But, I think I have some enemies somewhere. First my calculator got stolen, then my iPod got stolen, then a few months later my e-mail gets hacked... c'est très bizarre...

"*cough cough* I'm sick!"