My epic rewrite of "Touch My Body," so that it's now a mating call for grad dates:
(Set to the tune of aforementioned song)
Wanna go to grad?
We can dress up,
Go in a limo,
Pick everyone up
Wanna go to grad?
I'll be in a suit
I wanna look like I never have before
Wanna go to grad?
Do my hair at a salon
I'll even shave
Just for this one day
Wanna go to grad?
We can eat and dance and talk,
Increase my photo count to 3,000 on FB, so
Wanna go to grad?
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